Question by Moe man: Do you think this is true about America?
1. only in america can a pizza get to your house faster then an ambulance
2. only in america…are there handicap parking places in front of a skating ring,
3. only in america do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front
4. only in america do people order double cheeseburger, large fries, and a diet coke.
5. only in America do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
6. only in America do we leave cars worth thousands and put our junk in the garage
7.only in America do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we wont miss a call from someone we didn’t want to talk to in the first place
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8 only in America do they have drive-up ATM’s with braille lettering
Two Italian men sit behind a women on a bus, she ignores their conversation at first, but it shocked when she hears this: (strong Italian accent) “Emma comes first, then i come, two A sses, they come together, then i come again den two A sse, they come again i come again and pee twice, den i come once more” “you pigs” the lady yells, “in this country, we don’t talk about our sex lives in public!” “hey coola down lady” the man says. I’mma just tellin my friend how to spella Mississippi.
and these ones i heard from a friend of mine lol
yo mama is so easy a caveman can do it 
your moms so ugly her vibrator needs Viagra lol
Best answer:
Answer by the jman
wtf!?
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